7 Habits of the Unsuccessful REO Specialist

by Jeffrey Douglass on April 16, 2009

in AAA Favorite Posts, Foreclosure, Humor, Looking for a REALTOR?, Short Sale

reoIf you are a home buyer in San Diego looking in the lower price ranges, you’re sure to be aware that the majority of the inventory available is either Short Sale or Bank Owned REO.  It seems a bit like the wild wild west for many of the Clients that I am working with.  Certainly the new “buzz words” are “Foreclosure Specialists”, “REO Expert” and “Experienced Short Sale Expert”.   Don’t get me wrong, there are many hard working professionals out there that are just that, but for every one of them there are one hundred that are not!

So over the last few months I have noticed a trend of behaviors that these “experts” seem to have in common.  See if any of these sound familair to you.

1.  Never, never, never speak to anyone over the telephone or in person.  Their preferred mode of communication is via e-mail to a free hotmail account or perhaps a voice mail system with 37 extensions; Hi you’ve reached the voice mail of John Doe, Certified REO Specialist and Hair Stylist.  I cannot take your call today or any other day so please send me an e-mail.  If you cannot send an e-mail stay on the line for regarding routing of your phone call which we won’t return anyway.

2.  Never, never answer your e-mails, but always send urgent ones when requesting a counter offer or acceptance or asking for the Client to resubmit their highest and best offer!

3.  Go down and purchase the cheapest key boxes available to mankind at Wallmart.  Since the Sentralock lockboxes are rather costly with electronic tracking abilities for securing the property, they will want to place a key in a 3 digit box that could be cracked by a 3 year old.  Also, never place the code in to the confidential remarks of the MLS printout for your fellow agent to access – leave a call in number to get the code – be sure to see habit #1.  Also, if there is a screened security door, they are sure to only include the key for the door inside the locked security door.

4.  Be sure to develop a relationship with a mortgage broker that works from his home garage or car and require everyone to “prequalify” your Client.  This mortgage broker should be familiar and practice both habits 1 & 2.

5.  Make up lots of addendums and forms or have the Bank supply them to you.  Make sure that the addendums and forms change or amend the Purchase Contract so that a team of 27 lawyers would not be able to agree on what has really been agreed to.  These addendums should be posted on their website in various unsupported formats (Wordperfect & Wordstar) or faxed to you in 5th generation copy.  You may also choose to use a JPG file which is about 10 GB per page for easy downloads.  Of course if they are not on the website go back to Rule 1 and figure out the correct extension.  You should have at least 5 or 6 various forms on various size and color paper which all have to be mandatory for submitting your offer.

6.  Never report the property sale pending to the Multiple Listing Service even with 25 offers on the table.  Always be sure to leave a message on your answering machine that sale pending will be reported in a timely basis, and if the property is still for sale it will be active.

7.  Never, never, never tell anyone that makes an offer that you have accepted another offer.  Let the agent and Client discover their offer was turned down when you are showing the home again and the successful buyer is doing a home inspection (this actually happened to me).